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My little brother is reading pjo and he started botl and he’s like “do Percy and annabeth ever become boyfriend and girlfriend” and to screw with him I go “Rachel Elizabeth dare is all I’m saying” and I just sunk my little brothers ship I’m going to hell
I broke him
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| my english teacher: | your essay isn't very well put together |
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| me: | my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations |
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON
THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT. SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON. BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET
THANK YOU TUMBLR
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it’s under the shadow proclamation, you uncultured swine
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Should’ve stuck to the status quo
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